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  • I know it’s busy, there’s nothing I can do. Telling me is pointless, tell the manager that rosters people.
  • When I ask how you are I’m not asking about all your ailments and how you just came back from a funeral, please stop telling me these things.
  • I’m not deaf. Just because you have a whole customer in front of you doesn’t mean they act as a soundproof wall, I heard those rude comments, fuck you.
  • Please stop leaving items in the drinks fridge/confectionery stands/magazine racks, I’d happily take the items and put them behind my register.
  • My register is NOT Narnia! I don’t have a thousand things hidden under there that you think I should have.
  • If you want your bags packed in a particular way offer to pack them, don’t unpack everything I just did, you could have saved us both time.
  • If I ask you to do something (ie. take items out of a basket, put a 10kg bag back into your trolley, etc) I’m not being rude, I’m not making a suggestion, I’m asking you as I’m unable to/would rather not injure myself.
  • When you’re in a rush don’t come shopping. The fact you forgot to pick your children up isn’t my issue. Yelling at me “I’M IN A RUSH!!” in a rude way will make me go slower.

…finally, I know I’m short, don’t ask “how do you do this job (being so short)?” because one day I will throw my arms and your groceries in the air and scream “I HAVE NO IDEA, IT MUST BE IMPOSSIBLE!” and walk away from my register and you.

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archiemcphee:

Oh yeah! Duffman is here to refill your beer and satisfy your sweet tooth.

Spring Hill, FL-based artist Mallory Mae of ButterWinks created this awesomely elaborate Duffman iced butter cooke in the style of Czech Art Nouveau painter Alphonse Mucha. All of that glorious icing illustration was done by hand.

The cookie was created for Simpsononymous, a collaborative, Simpsons-themed edible art project celebrating the 25th anniversary of The Simpsons.

Click here to view more Simpsononymous creations.

[via Between the Pages]

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ironcladfolly:

Hello Followers, new and old! My art has seen a sudden surge in popularity, no doubt thanks to the wonderful ragnabrock putting me over, and I’m afraid I’ve got some good news! 

Casting Disney Princesses as classic WWE Superstars, the first five illustrations in my Princesses of Wrestling series are now available as prints, and I’ll be selling them this weekend at the Edmonton Comic & Entertainment Expo. Come find me at Booth I-18 as part of Kendrick & Kendrick Art and Fine Wares!

If you won’t be at the Expo and/or you don’t live anywhere near it, send me an Ask or email me at contact@mikekendrick.ca if you’d like to purchase any of them!

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crazy-zombie-crazy:

Dragon Ball is a national treasure.

(via americanxbutthole)

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tastefullyoffensive:

How the Big Bird suit works. [via]
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waterbears:

etsy understands me

waterbears:

etsy understands me

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